Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doing?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real winner this time.'

Bob's in deep doodoo.

When I first saw this thread I thought you meant BobLHead....

anachronista wrote:

When I first saw this thread I thought you meant BobLHead....

Hey! Even though I don't work in a plant, haven't bowled in ages, don't play golf, am not married, don't go to strip clubs or drink beer, how do you know she WASN'T talking a.........oh.............uh, never mind.



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Bob is a yutz!

Not our Bob...

Chris wrote:

Bob is a yutz! Not our Bob...

Spoiler (Click here to reveal) :

Our Bob too

 

oops. tried to give you karma for this and clicked the wrong thingie. sorry. gave you some extra to make up for my stupidity.

Our Bob is a yutz? But he seemed like such a nice young man......

Kari wrote:

Our Bob is a yutz?

Ha! Well, if that's true, just remember that it takes one to make one a mod.



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BobLHead wrote:

Kari wrote: Our Bob is a yutz? Ha! Well, if that's true, just remember that it takes one to make one a mod. .

Oh. snap.

BobLHead wrote:

Kari wrote: Our Bob is a yutz? Ha! Well, if that's true, just remember that it takes one to make one a mod. .

The agony of having quotas to fill.

 

Yutz... hmmm... let's see... multiple choice... #1,2, or 3? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yutz

#3 would take us to... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/putz with another possibility.