Hey All...

I have been getting requests from people for some time to work on a new "Continuing Story"...for those who aren't aware of what the Continuing Story is its a thread we started a few years ago for fun where someone started it and others kept adding to it and continued it. It was alot of fun. And it is still open and people can feel free to start another...usually what happens in the stories includes inside jokes of stuff that have happened in the chat-room or in the forums. I wrote alot in the stories and eventually it pretty much became my baby. This is also why T made me a mod in this forum.

This particular story I will be writing on my own... The reason for this is I have alot of ideas and with others writing on it...the story goes all over the place and I am unable to add the rest that I have or have to change it again and again to go with what has been added...so for this particular thread I will be writing and locking the thread afterwards. I will make a seperate thread for comments...so feel free to comment on the story there and Karma away!

I hope you all enjoy!

It was a dark and stormy...ahhhh forget that...It was a nice warm summer day...I've had enough of the cold...anyways where was I...oh yeah it was a nice warm summer day...a cell-phone is heard in the distance...the theme song for KSS plays as the ringtone...

"Hello."...a voice is heard...
"Marlene?"...
Marlene: "HEY Laurie-Sista, Wad-up!"
Laurie:"Where you at?"
Marlene:"Me? I'm hangin' with Grandma-Aggie"
Laurie:"What, really?"
Marlene: "Yeah I was by the Atlas so I thought I'd stop by and say hello. She somehow roped me into playing poker with her, next thing I know she got some hottie waiters from Antoines over here and its turned into strip poker."
Laurie:"WHAT! With my grandma!
Marlene:"Hey don't blame me it was HER idea!"
Laurie:*sigh* "Whatever. Just meet me at...oh nevermind you'll just get lost...I'm coming to get ya..STAY PUT!"
Marlene:"Hey no worrys about that I got a winning hand and these boys are in there skivies...woohoo its PARTE time!"
Laurie:"Marlene, you're channeling Chris again!"
Marlene:"Oh sorry!..HEY Grandma Aggie no fair cheating! Or peaking!"
Laurie:*sigh*"Alright I'll be there in a few".

Laurie pulls up and Marlene gets in the car.

Marlene:"Just in time Laurie-sista..I had a seriously bad hand and Grandma Aggie was down to her Granny-Panties..thank goodness for small miracles!"
Laurie:"Hey don't ever tell Will about that!" She warned as she drove on.
Marlene:"Huh, why?"
Laurie:"I'll explain later."

Marlene shrugged.

Marlene:"Hey, Laurie-sista..where are we going anyways?"
Laurie:"To a get-together at T's. Of course I had to kidnap you."
Marlene: "Ahhhh, otay!"
Laurie:"But we have to stop off and pick-up Greg on the way."
Marlene: "Well he better have taken something longer than one of his 7 second showers if he is planning on riding with me. I mean the last thing T needs is a car full of suffocated KDC members and Greg showing up at her door."
Laurie: "Not to worry I bought extra pine tree air fresheners for that very reason."
Marlene:"Well hang one around his neck when he gets in just in case."
Laurie: "Hey we're here."
Marlene:"Hey this place looks familiar." Marlene said as they pulled up to a gate.
Laurie:"Don't you remember this is the place we got Greg the last time...you know his AHEM College."
Marlene: "Ohhhhh yeah the NUT house!...But wait a minute didn't he AHEM graduate?"
Laurie: *sigh*"Nah just more of Greg's dillusions of grandeur."

They both shake their heads. Marlene walks up to an intercom next to the huge gate over a sign that reads "Institute for the Criminally Insane" and presses the button.

Marlene: "HEY THERE CRAZY LOONEY-BIN PEOPLE IN THERE...GIVE US GREG...DON'T WORRY WE'RE ONLY BORROWING HIM...YOU'LL GET HIM BACK!"

Laurie covers her mouth and pulls her back.

Laurie:"Are you trying to get us killed, AGAIN!"

Just then the gate creaks open.

Marlene: "See, you just gotta know how to talk to these people."

Marlene walks in. Laurie smacks her forehead and shakes her head then follows her in.

Marlene:"Hey Laurie, where's all the Loonies?"

Laurie:"I guess they've all AHEM graduated".

Marlene and Laurie made their way through a suprisingly quiet corridor. The last time they had been there they dodged Loonies on there way to rescue Manny who had gotten stuck there after trying to help Greg graduate. They recalled where Greg's room was and went directly there. The door was slightly ajar.

Laurie:"Hello? Greg?" Laurie cautiously crept in.
Marlene: "HEY STINKY, YOU IN HERE?" She yelled as she pushed past Laurie.

Laurie grabbed her again.

Laurie:"AYESH! Would you shhhhhhhhush!"
Marlene:"Huh? Ohhhh sorry, ma bad!" She said grinning sheepishly.
Marlene:"Hey nobodys here."
Laurie:"Well maybe he's taking a shower."
Marlene: "Nahhhh he woulda been here by now."
Laurie:"I don't know it seems strange."
Marlene:"HELLO, this IS Greg we're talkin' about here!"
Laurie:"No really, maybe we should look around his room for any foul play"
Marlene:"This is Greg's Room there's gonna be foul somefin!"

They begin to look around the room. There are drawers pulled out with clothes hanging out of them. Clothes are strewn everywhere. Junk food and the occassional health food wrapper cover the floor. The bed mattress is thrown up to one side. The sheets lay on the floor. Sports Illustrated magazines are thrown everywhere.

Marlene:"Everything looks normal"
Laurie:"Yup same as last time...but where's Greg?"

Just then they hear a banging on the wall. And a voice called out...

"HEY, CUT THE RACKET!"

Laurie:"What the?"
Marlene: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T...MIRA YOU CRAZY ASSYLUM PERSON....." She yelled back as she banged back on the wall.

Laurie grabbed her again.

Laurie: "Do you want me to tell Theresa?"
Marlene:"No, no, no more scoldings!"
Laurie:"Then Marlene, YOU are on a time out!"
Marlene:"Aww damn!"

Just the the voice behind the wall was heard again.

Voice:"Did you just say Marlene?"

Laurie and Marlene looked at each other confused.

Laurie: "Uh...yeah...why?"
Voice:"HEY MARLENE! Don't you recognize me?"

Laurie looks at Marlene. Marlene looks at her and shrugs her shoulders.

Marlene:"Recognize you? UH-UH No way...NOT ME... I don't know no Loonie-binnie crazy people...well except Greg and he don't count!"

Voice: "Marlene, It's ME, Will!"

Marlene and Laurie looked at each other with their mouths dropped open.

Marlene & Laurie: "WILL!"

The ran out to the hall and over to the door next to Greg's AHEM "dorm" room.

Laurie cautiously opened the door..holding Marlene back...and looked inside. Inside sat...WILL! Marlene and Laurie burst into the room.

Laurie:"Will, what the heck are you doing here?"
Will:"Oh I thought I'd try out college life for a while"
Marlene:"OK this nut-job thinks this is a college too..no WONDER he's in here!" Marlene whispers to Laurie.
Laurie:"Shhh..." as she elbows her in the ribs.
Laurie:"OK...well Will would you happen to know where Greg is?"
Will:"Greg?...hmmm..well....oh but where are my manners go on ladies please sit!"

Marlene goes to sit down on the bed when her hands touch something.

Marlene: "What the?" She grabs the peice of fabric and stretches it out. Then flings it across the room.
Marlene: "EWWWWWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD..HAND SANITIZER QUICK!"

Laurie stands shocked.

Laurie: "Oh no Will, not the Granny-Panties AGAIN!"

Will runs over and grabs the GP and hides them in his pocket...

Will:"What no, I don't kow what you are talking about...heh heh"

Laurie consoles Marlene.

Laurie: "Look at poor Marlene she's shaking! You know how much of a germ-a-phobe she is!"
Marlene: "Laurie-sista this poor hand has been defiled by GRANNY-PANTIES...OH DEAR LORD!"
Laurie: "Oh god next thing Marlene will be your new neighbor"
Marlene: "WHAT! ME? No HWAY JOSE! Not me with the looney crazy-bin people!"
Laurie: "OK Marlene....I Know...here have a cookie!" She says patting her head.
Marlene: "Owwww LCH cookie...yummy!"
Laurie: "Uh now Will back to Greg..."
Will: "Oh yeah Greg well he got taken away by some men"
Laurie: "Some men? Well they obviously didn't take him to an assylum..cuz well...this place..you know..."

Will looked at her confused.

Will: "Well thanks for the visit ladies but I must get back to my studies"

Will picked up some books off the floor as a magazine slipped out from in between the books onto the floor. Laurie and Marlene looked down to see Playboy-the Granny edition. Will scooped down to quickly pick it up.

Marlene:"EWWW!"
Laurie: "Poor Will!"
Marlene and Laurie "TSK TSK" as they shook their heads.
Will: "Uh it's not mine...heh..REALLY...heh..it's a friends...heh..it's for research...heh...it was for an article..heh..REALLY."

They left Will and walked down the corridor.

Marlene:"What now?"
Laurie: "Well let's go see the director"
Marlene:"OTAY!"

They walked to the directors office hoping that they would get an answer. They knocked on the door. Just then someone opened the door...

Marlene: "MOBY!"
Moby: *sigh* Do we HAVE to go through this again..It's ME, Lucas!"
Laurie: "Hey Lucas, still working as the Director's assistant."
Lucas: "Well gigs are hard to come by so ones gotta do what they can."

Lucas brought them into the office where the saw the Director.

Laurie: "Hi, T!"
Marlene "Senpai!"
Theresa: "Lucas.."
Lucas: "I know Tea...and one Pepsi for Marlene since she hates Tea."
Theresa: "So what brings you ladies here?"
Laurie: "Well we came to get Greg for the get-together...but T shouldn't you be there for the set-up".
Theresa: "Some of the other KDG members are setting it up and Miriam is bringing everything."
Laurie:"Everything? All by herself?"
Theresa:" Well you know she got that purse..."
Marlene & Laurie "Ohhhhhhhhhh....." Nodding in agreement.
Laurie: "Hey T, I saw Will is here too."
Theresa: "Ah yes Will. Well Will has got this thing for..."
Laurie: "Granny-Panties...yes I know."
Marlene: "Ewww don't remind me!" Marlene rubs hand sanitizer on her hands.
Theresa: "But how did you know?"
Laurie: "He let it slip one day in the chat room. After he admit his OVE for Nasty-Granny in LON."
Theresa: "Ah yes it is serious. But we have been trying to ween him off the Granny-Panties with another project. "
Laurie: "Really, what's that?"

Theresa points out the window in her office. Marlene & Laurie look at each other confused and walk over and look out the window.

Marlene & Laurie: "Woooahhhhhhh!"
Laurie: "It's a HUGE robot!"
Marlene: "Not just a robot, it's a GUNDAM!..made of LEGO?!"
Theresa: "Yup, it seems to be working well"
Laurie: "Hmmm impressive"
Marlene: "It's pretty cool...except for the BIG knickers!"
Theresa: "It's working well...it's NOT perfect."
Laurie: "But T about Greg..."
Theresa: "Oh Greg well..his treatment is doing better but he still suffers from dillusions of grandeur...we let him out one day to get some air and he thought he AHEM graduated"
Laurie: "Uh yeah but that's not what I meant...I mean where is he now?"
Theresa: "Now...well...he's gone."

Marlene and Laurie looked at each other shocked.
Laurie: "Gone?! What do you mean, gone?".

Before Theresa could say anything...

Marlene: "I KNEW it he finally did it...he pushed T to the edge and she killed him!...Can't say I blame you, T...he can work that last good nerve with his PFFTING all the time...I KNEW somebody was gonna do him in sooner or later...huh surprising it wasn't me...or at least Lucas...anyways so where did you bury him?...*GASP* don't tell me he's under the GUNDAM!"...
Theresa: "No, no, I didn't kill him...I came close a couple of times but no I didn't kill him."
Laurie: "Soooo where is he?"
Theresa: "Unfortunately, I'm not at the liberty to say."

Marlene & Laurie looked at each other confussed again.

Laurie: "But T.."
Theresa: "Look, just think of it as a Dr./Patient confidentiality kind of thing and leave it at that...anyways you guys should get going to the get-together...I'll meet you there I just gotta get some more LCH & BYJ goodies for the grab-bags."
Marlene: "Mmmmmm LCH & BYJ"

Theresa rushes them out the door.
Marlene: "I get the feeling we're not welcomed here anymore...well how WUDE. This has never happened to me before...hmmm strange...musta been somefin' you did Laurie-sista."

Laurie gives Marlene a dirty look.

Marlene: "What?!"

Laurie: "Nevermind, T is definately hiding something...But doesn't look like we're going to get anything more here let's go."
Marlene: "Can we stop to get somefin to eat...I'm starving!"
Laurie: "You're always starving!"
Marlene: "Well all this Greg-searching makes a girl hungry!"
Laurie: "OK fine, let's just go."
Marlene: "Oh YAY..Food around the corner, food around the corner, food around the corner for MEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Marlene & Laurie drive away from the AHEM College. Theresa stands watching them through the window as they leave.

(END of Chapter 1...TO BE CONTINUED.)