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Post: #1 (ID: 84929)   PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:09 pm     Karma this post: (+3 -0)   Post subject:  Baseball Humor Posted from: United States Reply with quote Quick Quote

Since the Phillies just had their opener--making this a stickie thread for the season!


Opening Day Riddle...


Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.

They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park.
The game is really exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely...mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.

Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?

Think!


Think some more!!


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Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded!


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Post: #2 (ID: 84932)   PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:44 pm     Karma this post: (+0 -0)   Post subject:   Posted from: United States Reply with quote Quick Quote

Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud


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Post: #3 (ID: 84937)   PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:05 am     Karma this post: (+1 -0)   Post subject:   Posted from: United States Reply with quote Quick Quote

What does a bear on the pill and the World Series have in common?

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No Cubs.

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Is it too early to wear my "Maybe Next Year" T-shirt???


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Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud Ducky! Bouncing Grin


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In 1908, the Chicago Cubs won the World Series. Since then:

1. Radio was invented.
2. Four states were admitted to the Union.
3. The atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
4. Television was invented.
5. The U.S. went through the Great Depression.
6. The U.S. participated in two world wars and two major armed conflicts, Korea and Vietnam.
7. The NFL was founded.
8. Man landed on the moon.
9. Thirteen presidents were elected and one was appointed.
10. Harry Carey was born.
11. Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest baseball park in the National League.
12. Five flag poles, erected at Wrigley Field for the purpose of holding a World Series flag, have worn out and been replaced without ever holding a pennant.
13. Lights were installed at twenty-five major league baseball stadiums--except Wrigley Field.{We did this later,...It didn't help....}
14. Ten teams were added to the major leagues.
15. Halley's Comet passed the earth twice.
16. Hundreds of boys were born, raised, played inept baseball for the Cubs, retired and died of old age.


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But the White Sox... Wink


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Post: #7 (ID: 134282)   PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:37 pm     Karma this post: (+0 -0)   Post subject:   Posted from: India Reply with quote Quick Quote

Great humor you have mentioned which is very cool. The three ladies are really great with their presentation.
Dentist: Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your loudest screams.
Patient: Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: Well, there are about twenty people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the five o'clock Braves game on Channel Four.


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